Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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