Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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