If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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