at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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