their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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