$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
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shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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