It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
