I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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