butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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