I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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