if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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