Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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