Pappa wants mamma naked
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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