From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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