Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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