Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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