Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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