Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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