Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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