Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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