I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Congratulations! We have a period
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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