I want to walk on stilts...naked
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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