Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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