This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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