I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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