no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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