i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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