gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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