would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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