I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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