neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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