I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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