Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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