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go home
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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