wrigley field is MILF paradise
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
this hospital has no fireball
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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