I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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