I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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