i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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