They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.