I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for