Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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