oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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