why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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