Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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