I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I wish i was in the wii world.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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