i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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