Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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