Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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