Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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