I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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