you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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