I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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