I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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