she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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