Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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