You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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