yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Randomize
