Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
