There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
there was a trapeze. enough said
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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