You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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