White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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